F*** Jude! :D

Top Ten Reasons I’m Too Good To Obsess Over Any Man:

10.) I’m smart;

9.) I’m moderately attractive and have men telling me so quite often;

8.) I have a pretty decent sense of humor, even if it is only me that laughs the majority of the time;

7.) I have a new career goal and ambition to follow it through;

6.) There is no man on the planet worth being obsessed about. Everyone has baggage and while some people seem to fall in “love” frequently, it is actually kind of unique, and hard, to find someone that wants to share a life with you. (Ok, I know Brad Pitt seems pretty cool, but I bet he has some sort of issue. Like butt acne or something);

5.) If I’m not happy alone, I’m not going to be happy in a relationship. I’m the only one responsible for my happiness, not any other person. If I don’t like myself, how do I expect anyone else to love me?;

4.) I have friends and family that love me. And some day, I’ll have cats. Lots of cats that love me and require me to take care of them, for the most part. That’s a nice thought;

3.) I am an independent, thoughtful, lovely person that doesn’t need a man in my life (this doesn’t mean I am a Nazi feminist or anything, I just like the idea that there are things I can accomplish by myself);

2.) I have learned the art of self-love and am able to bring myself to orgasm quicker than any man; and the #1 reason I am too good to obsess over any man is:

1.) There are plenty of other things to obsess over like adult acne, cellulite, fat thighs, stretch marks and gray hair. :)

Here’s to meeting new people and discovering new things!

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6 Responses to F*** Jude! :D

  1. You have to make yourself laugh. Even when you’re alone. I was just thinking about that. I needed a good laugh while I was stuck in traffic. Out came the silly voices. I was the only there to hear them. Sure, maybe I’m insane. But at least I’m smiling.

    • That’s funny. My little brother used to do that. I’d hear him in the bathroom, talking to himself, so I’d knock and walk in on him making funny faces and doing funny voices in the mirror. Nuts. ;)

  2. Once in a new relationship, you will obsesss again, trust me.

    Blessings on you and yours
    John Wilder

    • I don’t know. I think I need to get to a place where I don’t obsess before I get into another relationship. Let’s be positive and prepare for that to happen, rather than following the same patterns and getting the same results.

      Thanks for commenting!

  3. Sometimes I think I want a man then I start thinking about all the issues he will likely have–leaving the toilet seat up, doing his business with the door open, doing his business for an hour, farting in bed, leaving dirty clothes all over, being a bigger slob than I am, erectile dysfunction, belching, hogging the remote, watching TV all the freaking time, thinking I’m a servant, thinking I’m his means of financial support.

    Then this prize will start wishing I could be more like someone else…someone thinner, smarter, nicer, prettier, or richer.

    It doesn’t take long to realize I’m happy just the way I am.

    • Lol. Well, luckily I’ve never dated anyone like you’re describing. Thank God. That would give me no hope and make me cynical as hell. I don’t blame you for not wanting someone like that in your life.

      I’m going to pray for you (tho I don’t really know that I believe there’s anyone listening), and hope we both meet someone that fits us and makes us forget all about these arseholes that give men a bad name. ;)

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